SLO Rocky Horror -- June 3, 2000

 

CARTOON ROCKY



From the Dawn of time they came--The irradiated freaks, the space alien heros, the hidden amazonian babe experiments.  And they decended upon the little Cal Poly theatre on this fateful evening.  Lucky for us we had plenty of latex and lingerie!  Damn, what a party.  Frank Miller and Neil Gaiman would have been proud.


As they started to arrive, we were ready for them.  We had prepared ourselves with our laser (water) pistols, ego-deflecting leather armor, and our power-boxers!

But not even our allies amongst the rabble, clad in their red (mmmmm...yummy!) latex and purple (oooohhhh....fuuuuzzzy) stockings, could keep the crowd from entering our fortress of fornitude (Where is that f%^$king Pikachu when you need it!)


Our second line of defense heated the party to a nice boil, utililizing our ultra-secret weapons--hypnotizing blue sequin tube tops and fully loaded corsets.  Rookie (aka GOD within the hallowed halls of the fortress or fornitude during any performance) personally inspected a number of the corsets to make sure they were functioning properly, while Auroa, one of our AGIT's (Amazon Goddesses In Training), proved that she could lick anything thrown her way...

Meanwhile, our seasoned warroirs, Acolytes, High Preists, and Goddesses prepared themselves backstage.


The assembly included representatives from all the major pantheons, secret societies, outer dimensions, and circles of hell.  We even had a representative from the Microsquish collective there (just kidding...would  do that to you?).  Oh, and did I mention the lovely fishnetted leg and pump?  hehehe


As always, your very own part hosts, The Zen Room, came out in full force, and made sure everyone got what they came for.  Just don't ask me about the chicken on a stick...thanks!


Unfortunately, my camera failed me (as did my x-ray vision) during the trixie number.  What I was left with reminds me a lot like red shift and tracers.  I would wonder if I was on Viagra if the shift was to blue instead of red =)  However, if you're dying to take a peek at them, you can find them here.


Feel free to send feedback to the address below.  And for those viewing this page who enjoy being in front of the camera, feel free to drop me some email.  I'm always looking for interesting subjects!  I would especially like to thank a few of the complete strangers I molested until they broke down and posed for me.  Namely, the latex Magenta with wonderful hair, the white corsetted temptress, and the quiet, yet yummy, Magenta with the fishnets and black heels (slurp).  If any of you know them, please pass along my thanks.


Feel free to leave me some mail at dionysus@west.net

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